Ni Ho: i dunno who he is...

i'm guessing he is a dog. a chinese-owned dog. i dont know if he's a spitz, german shepherd, collie, great dane... oh, i dont know. all i know is he MIGHT be a dog. oh, yeah...Sirius said that wiki-wiki is Hawaiian...yep. he's right. one meaning to that is "really fast" which is Hawaiian. but from where i learned it, it's an herb. confusing, huh?

---newsflash---

i saw SML today. and ---- something happened. well, to me it was something. wahihihihi... i dunno if he knows it was something. but for me, it was definitely something. harharharhar. i should've called this blog "something." and not Ni Ho. but- i'm still wondering who he is. i'm pretty sure Ni Ho is a guy... and a dog. hehehehehe... i dont know what Ni Ho means either. and i would like to know what it means. i'm 90% sure it's Chinese. soooo... i'm gonna go back to memory lane and find out what Ni Ho means in Chinese. additional to my knowledge, too. and, i'd like to learn Japanese, too. i was just about to add something here and i forgot. due to forces of nature. aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh!!! why can't it stop?

i hate pretenders. drifters. i hate them all. i dont need to explain why. i just hate them. i just had a vision of those pretenders. hehehehe. and i mean a real vision. yeah. i could perfectly see Umbridge. but minus the pink ribbon on her hair. Umbridge is the ultimate pretender. the ultimate drifter. smiling is her worst. i cant bear myself to watch her smile. it's just soooooo deadly pretentious. i dont know anyone who can really bear it. well, some people are pretending to like her, too. Just because she thinks she is really Hogwarts' High Inquisitor. the nerve. she can call herself what she wants, but- for me, she is so low she can also sink in the u-bend with Myrtle. bwahahahahaha!!! and i hope the merpeople chases her away and the giant squid gobbles her up...and of course- Firenze and all the centaurs roast her and hang her upside down.

oh, i hope they do. i could think of a thousand ways on how to actually get rid of her. i hope i could do a Fred & George. they sure are a two-of-a-kind. i can just imagine the delight of all the students if Umbridge is gone. oh, well, except my beloved Draco. he wont be Head of the Inquisitorial Squad anymore. but, he's still gonna be the Slyth prefect, though. and Slyth seeker. yep. my beloved Dragon.

heheheheheh...

i still dont remember what i was about to write about. i totally lost it. my chain of thought got broken by an unknown force of nature. so, while thinking of what that was, i'm also checking out this site http://www.verbnow.com . it's a place where you can create a virtual you and play games and what-not. i named my Virt: Ultra Serpentine Legend. he is supah cool!!! i was about to call him Ultra Skateboarding Legend, but thought the better of it. i thought i'll bring honor to the Slyth and Pureblood family if i name him the Serpentine Legend...harharharhar!!! but i wont name him Salazar Slytherin or Lord Voldemort. hehehe. They're a disgrace to the Pureblood family. yes, they are. i'm no Death Eater. and i have put Draco under my Imperius curse not to follow Voldemort. i subjected him to one of the unforgivable curses just to have him safe here. {Rivermaya's "You'll be safe here...." playing as background} hihihihihi...

oh yeah, i remember. on my way to Hogwarts, a lady was with me on the compartment. and she asked me from out of the blue: "naa bay depression sa WEYDER?" {in witch vernacular} harharhar...i forced myself not to laugh. then i answered "No." it was obviously raining hard. she wanted to know if there was a low depression or a stormy weather... then she asked me if i was still in school and asked if it was Durmstrang. i shot her a quizzing look and said "No." i was about to transfer to another compartment when she finally stopped. i thought she might be Rita Skeeter incarnate. hahahahaha!!!

so, that was what i was about to say. i remembered!!! good thing i didnt have the need for Neville's Remembrall. hehehe. i remembered it all by myself. hmmm... how did i do it? hmmmm... i dunno know. i have this very bad memory lapses from time to time. it's because the muggle-world is confusing my brain. hihihihi... bad muggle-world {saying it as Dobby says "bad Dobby"} Kreacher is different. and he is cute in a demented way. hihihihi... "The mudblood is talking to Kreacher. Kreacher will pretend he cannot hear." wahahahaha!!!

i have a new LSS!!! aside form Bow Wow's Let Me Hold YOU, Frankie J's How To Deal :

How do you cope when
The one you love is
With somebody else
And theres nothing you can do about it
How do you deal with
The fact that you had a chance
But you chose to turn away for your career
I gotta take it
Though its heartbreakin
Its something that i had to do
But nobody said that it would hurt so bad
So how do i live
How do i deal without you...

i'm inlove again!!!

warm air just passed by me. hmmm... why, oh, why? i dunno what the connection is. heeheehee

anyway, that LSS is shared by Let me Hold You and Hollaback Girl. hahahahah!!! so that's a total of 3 LSS for today. wahihihihihi. i'm soooooooo "kilig."

so, they're Bow Wow, Gwen, and Frankie J. hmmm... HipHop-Rap-RnB-Pop... well, that's me. it still lacks an Alternative song. hmmmm, i'm thinking Green Day= Wake Me Up Once September Ends. a song about the 911 sitch. like a tribute or something. it moved me. heeheeheehee...

"taste my shit, taste my shit...i aint no hollaback girl." hehehehe. "in my arms, in my mind, all the time i wanna, keep youright by my side, till i die, i'm gonna , hold you down and make sure everything's right witchu...you can never go wrong if you let me hold you." and of course the 3rd LSS is already up there. i'm not really sure about the Green Day song. hehehe. i'm afraid i'll get it wrong. harharharhar. {sorry} all i know is that it has "Wake me up once September ends..." {grins}

i just have one question- again. why is it that TWC has a long wait time????? it pisses me off just waiting for their customer service. aaaarrrgghhh!!! TWC???? hear me???? make life easy for us, please. {tiger eyes}

forget about that. i'm off to see the wizard. not the one in Emerald Palace, in the land of Oz. the wizard i'm seeing happens to be a pureblood who resides in Malfoy mansion. but i'm going to Hogwarts. Slytherin Dungeon. hmmmm... how about if i invite Artemis, too? would he survive there? i mean of course he would. but- would he be successful if he has plans in overthrowing Scrimgeour as the Prime Minister and rid Gringotts of ALL the Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts? heeheehee... how about that thought? it's an event i would'nt dare miss. Artemis robbing the wizards to establish the Fowl Empire once again. and- Harry Potter to the rescue. Draco Malfoy {for once} helps. since Artemis would've cleaned their vaults... if he gets past the Goblins. heeheehee... and would the Dementors affect him? Arty doesnt really have happy moments. well, if you count money...then...maybe he'd get crazy. but, he would've thought about it already, right? well, judging on his IQ, he'd succeed- at least to the part where he hauls away all the money and only caught when Harry and the gang round up on him inside Fowl Manor and commanding him to give up and go to the good side once and for all. heeheehee. but i'll bet Butler would be there to Artemis' rescue. i wonder how much mayhem it would cause.

Then Artemis and Draco put up their heads together and rule both Wizarding world and Muggle world. hahahahahaha!!! {evil laugh with evil grin}

hmmmm... that would be a book worth reading. worth my time. sooooo... who'll write that book? not me. i'm too lazy to write

well, let's just wait and see if someone comes up with that same idea and collaborates Artemis and Draco's characters in one book. i'll give that person the thumbs up

and all praises that he/she was able to drum up the courage for this task which is an adventure in itself. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh... that was a mouthful. and i didnt even made sense. heeheehee...

so, Artemis? Draco? what do you say?