stay away from me...Umbridge

UMBRIDGE!!!
that froglike human
with the pink ribbon and high-pitch voice
which usually goes "hemm-hemm"
hehehehe

who does she think she is?
creator of the whole wizarding world?
yeah, right
have her invent a spell that would make ALL wizards cower in fear.
and also include Dumbledore in that.
let's see how she manages

how i wish Firenze and the gang are up to chasing her away again.
i'd like her to end up in St. Mungo's
that would be a breather
{a firebreather} heheheh {as in a dragon}

can anyone invent a bubblehead charm or a helmet that
also prevents you from hearing things you dont like
with a visor that you can customize to
filter out people from your view.
that would be an innovation

--- newsflash!!! -----

just had an anxiety attack. weird. felt all cold and panicky.
i wanted to throw everything that was in front of me.
i also wanted to shout out loud... very loud.
like this:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{still not enough} i really wanna slash HER throat out.
and not only that but also call Artemis and
ask what can he do to help me out.
i'm feeling a bit "evil" right now
{red eyes glowing} =D

i'm quite fascinated with the colors red & black these days.
i dunno why. i guess it has something to do with
being quarantined and the angst that's pouring out.
Dragons are usually green. well, most of them
are portrayed as green-scaled firebreathers.
hmmm... are RED and BLACK the colors that Umbridge hates?
i hope so. so that next time i see her,
i will be clad in the colors her brain will not be able to take. bwahahahahahahahaha!!! like i will be an eyesore.
that would be great. she will have to avoid me. hahahahah!!!
hmmm... if only there's a way for me to search her rotting mind.

----> Umbridge mind scan <---

i need to upgrade my brain processor again
if i want to scan that useless brain of that dungbrain.
hehehehe. how i wish there was someone here that knows
what her least fave colors are. and the least of
her fave perfume/cologne. i would want her to avoid being near me.
if i wore what she hates, she wont be caught near me.
bwahahahahaha!!!!

well, this has been a great experience.
saying ALL the stuff i wanted to say.
but still, i have to shout real loud.
i just really hate Umbridge!!!
i dunno why she is behaving like she should belong in St. Mungo's?!?!
she likes to be called crazy?!?! well, i guess she does.
bwahahahaha!!!!

CRAZY-OLD-MANGY-OBSOLETE-DINGBAT!!!

hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!

i gotta get outta here if i want to escape her evil stares.
and i also need to think of ways to piss her off.
she alwyas pisses us off here.it shouldnt always be that way.
this time, it's her turn to be pissed. i'll make sure of that.


ARTEMIS: help me out here
DRACO: round up the Dementors through your dad.
we need them to torment her
ERAGON: have the Urgals follow you and Saphira
to where this dingbat lives

what are we waiting for?