r u 1 of us?

yesterday, i've seen the poster from the Eragon movie. and i've gaped at Eragon and Murtagh for so long that i thought i was one with them in that poster. hahahahah!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Eragon!!! muy gwapito!!! to put it in vernacular: ma du-ang ko!!! hahahaha!!!

i am a rider and friend. "eka aí fricai un shur'tugal." sooo...r u 1 of us? heeheehee. and i am also a certified pureblood. again, r u 1 of us? wahahahahahaha!!! "Kvetha, fricai." greetings, friend. if you are my friend. if not, then.. ignore me.

i saw Umbridge again. i hate that creature!!!! i dont know what's her purpose in showing its face to me!!! aaaaaahhhh!!! what did he need Snape for? huh?! hmmm... maybe she likes Snape!!! bwahahaha!!! that creature falling inlove?! wahahahah!!!! unbelievable. and unthinkable. un-Umbridge-like. wahahahaha!!!! oh...maybe not falling inlove. maybe lusting only. hahahah!!! i can just imagine what's goin on in her mind!!! hahahaha!!! hmmm...pictures of Snape naked. wahahaha!!! or pictures of Dumbledore bathing in the lake with the giant squid... pictures of Harry wearing this...wearing only this... bwahahaha!!! and of course, because she appointed my Draco to be her Hogwarts Inquisitorial Squad leader..i'm sure she also has HD on my baby Draco. huh?!?! i will decapitate her!!! i will feed her to the Dementors. hmmm... does she have any happy thoughts anyway? coz dementors feed on happy memories. hmmm... i guess her happy memories are her lusting after the guys here at Hogwarts. bwahahahah!!! and secretly being the Headmistress!!! or should i say Headless-Creature after i decapitate her for having HD on my baby Draco. wahihihihi!!! my fellow Slyths, give me ideas on how to disembody this hideous creature.

so, if your 1 of us, then you know who i'm talking about. and you will join forces with me and all the rest of the DA's. duh?! Dumbledore's Army... wahahahaha!!! i hope someone would do a Fred and George. i'm wondering who'll it be. hmmmm... twins... who are twins here? or who looks like twins? red heads. and mschievous. and witty. and bright. and uhm... beaters? heeheehee. i hope some beats the cap out of Umbridge. bwahahaha!!!!

i'm ranting about my Umbridge-issue again. i should stop this. she might have her tongue cut off if i alwaysbash her here. bwahahahah!!!

ok..so, i'd rather talk about my new found uhm... object of affection aside from my baby Draco. ehehehe. he is Yael from SpongeCola. or a Yael-lookalike. he is a prefect already. but he seems aloof. weird. he failed me once. i cant afford to fail twice. huhuhuhuh!!! i'll bash him next if he does. bwahahahahaha!!! { wawa naman...pero cruel lang talaga ako pag cruel kayo sakin =p }

change ko nga font ko. eto kaya? medyo ok naman. pero bat ako nagtatagalog na naman? bwehihihi!!! wala lang. kasi 1 of them ako. azzin THEm--> PUREBLOODS. i think i'll settle for this font. this is cool. as in "kakkoii" in Japanese.

hmmm this is a kinda weird font though, but better than the others. hmmm... too formal for a post like this. this font should be used when posting poems or short stories. hahaha!!! so why not i tell you a little story?

ok, so here goes... once upon a time, there was a little fairy who wanted to kill a creature so hideous that even other monsters are afraid of seeing its back. this creature was called Umbridge. it was supposed to be a female creature. and it had large fangs in front and a rather weird tail. it was fond of pink. weird as it may sound, this Umbrige creature likes to pose as a human female. there is not much to look at really. just a human body and face. but even so, it still looks like the same hideous creature that it is when not in human form.

this little fairy wanted to teach the creature a lesson. so she gathered all her friends and decided on a plan that would teach the evil creature to change its ways. so they set off and tried their best, butto no avail. this creature was as ruthless as she was hideous. so they were not able to change the creture in any way. so they devised a plan to totally annihilate the creature.

all the fairies in the world joined forces and trapped the creature in a crate that barely accomodated its mangy,stingky,rotting body. {well... to add more humor... the obsoletey-ding-batty body of Umbridge} wahahahah!!!! soooooo... they... well... i cant include violence on this blog... as much as would like to describe how they got rid of that creature... i can't. i can only sayas much as kill...murder...annihilate...and the like. but not -------------------------------------------------- and every other thing that REALLY describes how a person is murdered.. like slashing the neck with all the blood gushing out.. eeewwww... hehehe... STOP!!! cant do it.

i'm not as cruel as you think. i can only think of that, but not do it. sooo...i guess that's how the story ends. heeheehee =D

this is another font that is so formal.more like the font if you'd be writing invitations and the sort. or the Hogwarts letter of admission =D and definitely not for bashing. but---- if you're one of us, then, who's stopping you from using this font?

i'll use my fave font. Trebuchet MS size 10. hmmm... lemme see howit looks like in bold letters. hmmm...cool!!! but very visible to the naked eye. wahahahaha!!! retype-retype... noooo... use the regular letters. Yoda, sit!!! hahahah!!! Yoda, roll over!!! Yoda, play dead!!! hahaha... Yoda, my name is. Yoda, the great master is. Yoda, play dead!!! hehehehe.

this font is fine. it looks so refined as i read my non-sense blog. heeheeheehee. refined...sounds like sugar. heeheehee. sweet,sharp, soft, chewy, fruity sweet...hehehe. like the juicy fruit ad on tv before. uhm... i might have left spelling errors or grammatical errors here. i dont have time to edit this.

outta here!!!