Ode to Edward Cullen

i got these from one of the www.thetwilightforums.com threads. feel free to login to the site or just read on...

The Edward Creed:

Our Edward,

Who art in Forks,

Hallowed by thy sparkles.

Thy volvo comes, thy will be fast,

Our Earth as it is in the meadow.

Give you this day, our daily blood;

Forgive us our heartbeats,

As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.

Lead us into tempatation,

Deliver us to you.

For thine is the vampire,

The music and the hotness,

Forever and ever.A-Edward.

-Edward's Prayer courtesy of Soph-rainforest & 9e

List of reasons to love Eward Anthony Cullen
#1. Sparkly
#2. Chivalrous :]
#3: Handsome
#4. his BODY
#5. Sparxy
#6. His perfect crooked smile . . .
7. His topaz eyes... sometime black... penetrating...
#8. his completely chiselled and touchable face . . .
#9. The way he revved his engine when he heard about Jacob.
#10. His super vampy senses
#11. His messy, Jimmy Neutron hair
#12. The other forms of penetration he is capable of . . .
#13. The way he ignores every other girl except for Bella.
#14. He's cutely protective.
#15. The way he made sure she smelled like him before leaving her with Jacob.
#16. The way that he finds human flaws endearing.
#17. The way he slowed down the car for Bella.
#18. The way that he makes it seem ok to be a necrophiliac.
#19. The way he makes creepy stalkers who watch you sleep seem sexy.
#20. The way that he makes 20- and 30-somethings feel like pedophiles for look at his hot technically underage body.
#21. He growls.... and only he can make that sexy.
#22. His unbealievable strength makes us all think that masochism isn't such a bad thing, after all.
#23. He's very traditional... in bed.
#24. He feels the need for a very large bed . . .
#25. Because he has amazing self control
#26. Yet he's constantly on the verge of losing self-control.
#27. Cause his kisses make you faint.
#28. He'll never have a wrinkley butt.
#29. He can dance.
#30. He always knows the perfect gift to give.
#31. He understands the importance of sparkly... that's why he gave Bella the diamonds.
#32. Makes the girls come to yard, not with his milkshake. His er...Everything.
#33. his hair colour is AWSOME!!
#34. He literally has rock hard abs!
#35. And it makes one wonder.... what else?
#36. He is completely articulate.
#37. because he went to med school and my mom always wanted me to marry a doctor!
#38. HE. BITES. PILLOWS!!!!! RawR!!
#39. He rips apart lingerie. *squeals*
#40. He mutilates headboards . . . *deep breaths*.
#41 - he never gets tired O_O.
#42. He makes a great father!
#43. Because he can last all night... again and again and again...
44. He's so good, that apparently you can't remember anything but utter ecstacy in the morning.
#45. He keeps interrupting your thoughts
#46. Then there's his piano playing and the fact he can make every girl in the world wish she were Bella
47. He is old-fashioned and traditional.
48. He made a lullaby for Bella!
49. Hes extremely virtuous.

ABCs of Edward:

Articulate

Beautiful

Cute

Diligent

Extraordinary

Fiction

Gorgeous

HAWT

Ingenious

Just

Kingly

Loving

Majestic

Naughty

Opulent

Pillow-biting RawR

Quick witted (sorry that's lame)

Redolent

Sparkly

Telepathic

Unbelievably HAWT

Virtuous (sorry -- couldn't help myself.)

Wise

Xeric . . . that works, right? He doesn't need water.

Youthful?

Zealous