FAVE LINES SA CALL CENTER
favorite line #1: "thank you for calling so much"
favorite line #2: "thank you so muchfor calling to you" (bwahahhaah!)
favorite line #3: "i'm breaking up onyou,too" (uuuuy! boyfriend-girlfriendmo?)
favorite line #4: well first, can ihave your first and last namefirst?...ok for that one...you firsthave to save an itinerary first...(this guy's favorite word mustbe "first')
favorite line #5: "the passenger has todie first before you will get a refund"(hihihi ayos!)
favorite line #6: "for this one youhave to sign up first before you haveto be signed up,ok?"
favorite line #7: "i can see that thisis an unreserved reservation" (ano daw?)
favorite line #8: "the sign up processis very free " (you mean there are sign-up processes that are slightly free orhalf-free?") hehehe
favorite line #9: "how age is your son?"
favorite line #10: "do you have a penand a ballpen?"
( how about a pencil? do i need to haveit,too? )
favorite line #11: "please bring agovernment photo issued id"
favorite line #12: "could you repeatthat again,please?"
favorite line #13:" because actuallyyou need to actually sign up for anaccount first"
favorite line #14: "that is easternpacific time"
favorite line #15: "can i have yoursine in and location pless..."(american accent ah hehe)
favorite line #16: "i see here thatthis is just a reserved reservation"( uhuh! that's what a reservation issupposed to be!)
favorite line #17: (for an openingline..) "thank you so much for thatinformation... " (yeah right! thecaller hasn't even said anything yet!)
favorite line #18: ( a call duringChristmas day,an agent had this for aclosing remark! ) "Thank you forcalling and happy halloween!"
(YIKES! i don't think Santa is gonnagive you presents for this
favorite line #19: "have a...havea...have a... have a happy holiday!"
favorite line #20: "have a...havea...have a...have a happy day!" (tryingto find for a better adjective for aday,huh?)
favorite line #22: "would you like toreserve this for january nine orjanuary tane?" (uhuh! american accenttraining!)
favorite line #23: "well,it defends..."(i repeat! american accent training!)
favorite line #24: (new dead airverbiage!)" if i don't hear from youwithin 5 minutes, i'm afraid i willhave to release this call..."(you'rewilling to wait that long?)
favorite line #25: "i'm sorry i can'tseem to access your account. are yousure you're already a passenger ofexpedia.com ?"(the passenger is calling to purchase aflight meaning he is not yet apassenger!!!! for heaven's sake!)
favorite line #26: " i'm sorry but mysupervisor is having a conversationright now..."
favorite line #27: "ok you will beleaving 9am in the morning" ( waitlang! is there a 9pm in the morning? )
favorite line #28: "would you want toadd 1 children for this itinerary?" ( 1children?! )
favorite line #29: " thank you forcalling, Mr. coupon"
favorite line #30: "how many passengerswill be staying in the room?" ( uy!flying hotel room? )
favorite line #31: "i'll just tell himnalang!" (wheew slang ba to? hehe)
favorite line #32: "ok for that one letme verify with my computer...accordingto my computer..." ( i would love toget that computer...what brand?)
favorite line #33: "if i don't see youwithin 5 seconds, i'm afraid...".( mygoodness! we are in the philippines.how on earth can the caller be here foryou to see him in 5 seconds?!
favorite line #34: (passenger shoutingon the otherline) "sige..sige...sige..." (hahahanataranta ata...
favorite line #35: "would you like toadd and attractions and services forthis one? "
favorite line #36: "what i can offeryou is a one times courtesy void "
favorite line #37: "let me just walkyou to the set-up " (nasa tabi ba niyaang caller? hehe)
favorite line #38: "i'm sorry but thereis something wrong with theairplane..."( passenger: what? myflight will still be in two months!)
favorite line #39: " i need to verifythis one so let me just hold you for awhile,ok?" (uy! very sweet na agent!)
favorite line #40: "i'm sorry butbecause of the queue that we arehaving, i'm afraid my supervisor istaking a call right now.. "(passengerasks how many calls are waiting?) "weare actually having 59 calls onqueue..."